Thanks to Angela in Essex for this picture of a sign outside her local Italian restaurant.

Toad

Either the owner of this restaurant is a wizard with the ability to transmogrify vehicles into amphibians… or he’s a little on the simple side.

A quick Google reveals this unfortunate proprietor isn’t alone in his idiocy.

Your vehicle will be toad

According to this blog, the Learning Academy day care centre in Murfreesboro placed this note on the windscreen of an unwelcome visitor. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of errors featuring randomised caps and a you’re/your as well as the toad/towed slip-up.

The Learning Academy? Sigh.