It’s time for an apostrophe round-up, because every now and again you just have to kick back and enjoy yourself.

Peter Ball sent in this picture from the George Inn near London Bridge station:

Peter has also helpfully provided a summary of the likely thought process of the chalk-holder in this instance:

‘We appear to have forgotten to pluralise the fifth word in the sentence.’

‘Don’t worry I’ll just stick a “s” on the end.’

‘Actually, I don’t think that quite works.’

‘No problem, I’ll add an apostrophe.’

‘Ah, the perfect crime.’

Eurgh:

This was uploaded to our Flickr group by Mark Brocklehurst, while Clive Andrews uploaded this monstrosity:

I found the following featured on the food menu of a pub on the railway station platform in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire. The word ‘panini’ is, of course, already the plural form of the singular ‘panino’ so no further effort was required. Hence this equates to a cataclysmic shambles: