I was out for a quiet coffee with my wife over the weekend and, as I headed to the counter to pay for our drinks, I was met with this egregious pair of notices.

Once again, for the pathologically illiterate, pluralisation does not require an apostrophe.

As you cast your eye casually northwards, you notice that they are no longer accepting £50 notes, for which they ‘appologies’ for any ‘inconveinience’ caused. You have no idea what kind of so-called ‘inconveinience’, nay grief, you have caused.