Comments on: "This" is "just" "ridiculous"

By: Gez

Gez — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:07:00 +0000

I like the idea of a “SNACK”. That’s like a red rag to a bull for a fat lad. Could a full leg of ham be considered a “snack”?

By: rachel

rachel — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:34:00 +0000

When I was in college, there was an administrative assistant who did the same heinous thing. Admittedly, it did provide ample entertainment at times, such as my favorite email, announcing a “DEPARTMENT PARTY” and asking those who wanted to attend to please bring a “SNACK”…

By: rpmason

rpmason — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:17:00 +0000

Let me see if I can translate this correctly. When there’s a fire, I’m not supposed to use this exit. If I do, I cannot go to any other floors and I can only leave the building from the ground floor. Hmmm, if there�s a fire, I’d rather not leave the building from the 4th floor.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:00:00 +0000

I would be willing to donate some red sharpies to Mike and anyone else who frequents that building. O:-)

By: Laura K

Laura K — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:56:00 +0000

Don’t forget to check out Mike’s photo of the other sign posted in the same stairwell. These people are nothing if not consistent.

By: Mantolwen

Mantolwen — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:21:00 +0000

The “problem” is, when I “read” quote marks, I “slow down”. So it takes “ten times” as long to read as “without” them.

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:31:00 +0000

“BY THE TIME” people “FINISH READING THAT” they’ll have “BURNED TO A CRISP.”

By: Moss

Moss — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:24:00 +0000

my mother insists on surrounding greeting card sentiments with the same multitude of “quote marks”, despite my assurance that it makes her sound insincere

By: pauldwaite

pauldwaite — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:09:00 +0000

On the “bright side”, if there were a “fire”, all these “unnecessary” quote “marks” would hopefully be reduced to “ashes”.