This menu was sent to my phone.

I love getting texts like this, even if they indicate that my girlfriend is having fun in London’s cocktail bars while I’m stuck at work. As well as the apostrophe abuse, check out the erratic capitalisations.
Mocking Poor Grammar
Since 2007
A noun that is formed from a verb and which describes an action. In English it ends in -ing, eg 'the baking of bread' and 'Smoking damages your health'.
This menu was sent to my phone.

I love getting texts like this, even if they indicate that my girlfriend is having fun in London’s cocktail bars while I’m stuck at work. As well as the apostrophe abuse, check out the erratic capitalisations.
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